sarcasticspokesperson:

I think we all know who the real winner of this skeleton war is…

smitty werbenjagermanjensen, he was #1

Every American high school student has been arrested for discussing their PSAT tests when they explicitly stated in illegibile cursive they promised not to.
CNN tomorrow morning, probably (via metrotextual)

Q: I started dating a guy who’s really into soccer

phantaray:

didyoujustcallmenormal:

danisnotonfire:

lowse:

Okay I just saw this
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and I just went to google translate and laughed my ass off and then made this I don’t know if I’m sorry or not 

DANISHNOOTONFAR

I FUCKING LOVE THIS OMG

oh god remember this

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

castielscompanion:

ollivander:

herekitty:

Women dressed as mermaids in Disneyland 1960

HOLLERS NO U DON’T UNDERSTAND!!!! Disney hired teenagers in the 60’s to literally be mermaids they held open auditions and the only requirements were that you had long hair and were a strong swimmer and they gave them mirrors and other props and they literally spent their days swimming and waving I heard a story once about sailors visiting the park and one of them jumped in with the mermaids THIS WAS JUST„ SO COOL I WANT TO BE A MERMAID! YELLs

I know someone whose Mom was one of the mermaids, it’s all very cool.

They had to stop because of the chlorine affecting the girls and because of men trying to jump in to get to them.
I would have loved to see Disneyland mermaids today though!

Why don’t we talk about Airplane! on Tumblr?

nefertsukia:

throbbing-lung-fiber:

le-corbeau-fou:

bates—motel:

I mean come on

the whole movie is gold

It’s just one pun after another

The movie is completely random and it’s amazing

 

someone find the shit hitting the fan gif.

"PUTANA DA SEATBELTZ"

I was looking for a skin since I destroy hard cases :p If it doesn't work that well it's no problem! I was thinking I might just get it on a tote bag cause I need a new music bag anyway

khorazir:

"You look sad when you think he can’t see you."

butimthevillain:

brolinapproved:

catchaglimpseofalleble:

nikkysclit:

Can you not?

AHG, I fucked this up!

omfg I’ve seen the high school musical post about 15 times and I’ve never understood why it had so many notes. Now I finally understand

WHY WOULD YOU NOT REBLOG BOTH PARTS DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THIS?!?!?!

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